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My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament)
Fritos! M&M's? Oreos. All for one dollar! It is tradition that the person eliminated from the competition, is fair game for derision, especially the Alpha-Male, who will sell goodies at the bake sale. Anyone for brownies? Anyone for chocolate chips? Anyone for anything that isn't dated? How could I have been eliminated? You wanna know how? You wanna know how? You wanna know WHY? My unfortunate erection Is destroying my perfection It is my recollection that everything I once did I did perfectly. LAST YEAR'S CHAMP, DEFEATED! Because of Marigold Coneybear Because there's something and not a thing between us I don't blame my brain but I do blame my penis. My unfortunate protuberance, seems to have its own exuberance. Anyone for M&M's? 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Delicious and appropriate! Anyone for Chewy Goobers? Inexpensive... Anyone for buying the SHIT that I'm selling because my stiffie has ruined my spelling. ERECTION! ERECTION! MY UNFORTUNATE ERECTION! WHY? Is ruining my life Is ruining my world Is ruining my Ruining Ruining Ruining My Life MY LIFE Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection Which is why I'm selling this PTA Confection It will ruin your complexion All because of my unfortunate Erection Oh God!
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